But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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