Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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