is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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