What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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