are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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