I want you more than these girls want KFC
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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