apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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