So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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