U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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