i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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