This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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