Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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