And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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