Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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