I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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