there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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