my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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