stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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