I wanna bring you to show and tell
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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