Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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