But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Where is the hickey?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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