Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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