Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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