the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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