You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i black out too much to be "responsible"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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