He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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