To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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