I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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