Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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