what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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