it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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