So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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