I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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