Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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