I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He felt like a one man threesome
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Randomize