I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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