also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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