if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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