Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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