Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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