ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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