Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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