his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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