it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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