All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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