I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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