I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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