Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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