do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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