That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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