is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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